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Apparently I lost my virginity to Barney the Dinosaur in the toy aisle at Walmart!

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  1. isle-of-aisles reblogged this from humornaught and added:
    I bought crack from Barney the Dinosaur because Snooki told me to
  2. skinyloved reblogged this from kauni-s
  3. humornaught reblogged this from averagewhitegirl and added:
    I bought crack from Barack Obama the day after my birthday. The president sold me crack as a birthday present
  4. xxsiilyl3sl3yxo reblogged this from fajhitas
  5. averagewhitegirl reblogged this from lame-ass-brick and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Batman, and it was arguably the best night of my life.
  6. lame-ass-brick reblogged this from radical-soap
  7. ramix-the-red reblogged this from radical-soap and added:
    I got jiggy with Shane Dawson on the hogwarts express
  8. lamewhat reblogged this from heyomgwhereami and added:
    i had a pillow fight with johnny bravo and it was arguably the best night of my life
  9. paul-von-hindenburg reblogged this from onria and added:
    I got in a hot tub with batman in taco bell
  10. radical-soap reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    I made a porno with Barack Obama and felt dirty afterwards
  11. salvagedtime reblogged this from preseacombuttir and added:
    I pole danced in front of Ringo Starr on my own birthday… what?
  12. taylorannshazamm reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    I made a porno with Obama in a port-a-potty. ..
  13. xeniajenny reblogged this from purelighthealer
  14. deathbychocodeath reblogged this from yerafangirlhermione and added:
    I pole danced in front of shane dawson and it was really embarrasing
  15. remixandremedy reblogged this from bbzstiles
  16. reddiamond28 reblogged this from fleabalzarysnastyass and added:
    I had a baby with batman in a Burger King parking lot ;D
  17. bureqaackles reblogged this from fajhitas and added:
    I lost my virginity to will ferrell and I cried the whole time
  18. summadawncornondecob reblogged this from fajhitas and added:
    I made a porno with Draco Malfoy and I felt dirty after ward.
  19. shesanightblogger reblogged this from everyone-is-a-lil-gay and added:
    I bought crack from will ferrill when I was 12
  20. heyomgwhereami reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    i went trick or treating with will ferrell in toys r us okay that actually makes sense
  21. soulsoutofstock reblogged this from officertoast
  22. valerie-mouse reblogged this from preseacombuttir and added:
    I lost my virginity to, and had a one night stand with batman in toys r us
  23. theapocalypsewarriors reblogged this from geekyecstasy and added:
    I made a porn with Draco Malfoy in Taco Bell…
  24. geekyecstasy reblogged this from lithuaniavevo and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Ringo starr and he let me ride his disco stick O.o
  25. fleabalzarysnastyass reblogged this from everyone-is-a-lil-gay and added:
    I HAD A ONE NiGHT STAND WITH JACK SPARROW WHEN I WAS 12
  26. the-awkward-dragon reblogged this from trendingawesome and added:
    I poled danced in front of Batman on an airplane
  27. and-im-nobodys-hero reblogged this from worldsgreatestfrycook and added:
    I bought crack from Dobby the house elf in a burger king parking lot… okay
  28. daily-dose-of-sarcasm reblogged this from fajhitas
  29. ohwhatapickle reblogged this from fajhitas
  30. mickeystraw reblogged this from demon-sweets and added:
    I bought crack and had a pillow fight with Barney the Dinosaur in Taco Bell.
  31. kroowley reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    I had a one night stand with Barack Obama in a ski mask.
  32. everyone-is-a-lil-gay reblogged this from fajhitas
  33. addwaterandstirr reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    I had a pillow fight with dobby the house elf while wearing a snuggy. Seems legit.
  34. fajhitas reblogged this from officertoast
  35. worldsgreatestfrycook reblogged this from officertoast
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