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Apparently I lost my virginity to Barney the Dinosaur in the toy aisle at Walmart!

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  1. grier-gilinsky reblogged this from averagewhitegirl and added:
    I had a pillow fight with barney the dinosaur and he let me ride his disco stick…
  2. krysharper reblogged this from fantasyismyhome and added:
    I lost my virginity to Jack Sparrow in a Taco Bell. Well I guess my secret’s out now x)
  3. jazflower reblogged this from forgetful-fox and added:
    I had a pillow fight with batman on the Hogwarts express :)
  4. pshots reblogged this from abbadabaddon
  5. lovethatuloveme reblogged this from spiritzs and added:
    I pole danced in front of Johnny Bravo and i felt dirt afterwards.
  6. holyflyinggrayson reblogged this from always-hunter and added:
    I had a baby with Batman and he let me ride his disco stick
  7. isle-of-aisles reblogged this from humornaught and added:
    I bought crack from Barney the Dinosaur because Snooki told me to
  8. azpiration reblogged this from spiritzs
  9. humornaught reblogged this from averagewhitegirl and added:
    I bought crack from Barack Obama the day after my birthday. The president sold me crack as a birthday present
  10. watchingspnyoutubersanime reblogged this from fajhitas
  11. averagewhitegirl reblogged this from grossasslatte and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Batman, and it was arguably the best night of my life.
  12. grossasslatte reblogged this from radical-soap
  13. ramix-the-red reblogged this from radical-soap and added:
    I got jiggy with Shane Dawson on the hogwarts express
  14. lamewhat reblogged this from heyomgwhereami and added:
    i had a pillow fight with johnny bravo and it was arguably the best night of my life
  15. paul-von-hindenburg reblogged this from onria and added:
    I got in a hot tub with batman in taco bell
  16. radical-soap reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    I made a porno with Barack Obama and felt dirty afterwards
  17. salvagedtime reblogged this from n0rthernd0wnp0ur and added:
    I pole danced in front of Ringo Starr on my own birthday… what?
  18. taylorannshazamm reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    I made a porno with Obama in a port-a-potty. ..
  19. xeniajenny reblogged this from purelighthealer
  20. deathbychocodeath reblogged this from yerafangirlhermione and added:
    I pole danced in front of shane dawson and it was really embarrasing
  21. remixandremedy reblogged this from bbzstiles
  22. goldendonut28 reblogged this from fleabalzarysnastyass and added:
    I had a baby with batman in a Burger King parking lot ;D
  23. bureqaackles reblogged this from fajhitas and added:
    I lost my virginity to will ferrell and I cried the whole time
  24. summadawncornondecob reblogged this from fajhitas and added:
    I made a porno with Draco Malfoy and I felt dirty after ward.
  25. shesanightblogger reblogged this from everyone-is-a-lil-gay and added:
    I bought crack from will ferrill when I was 12
  26. heyomgwhereami reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    i went trick or treating with will ferrell in toys r us okay that actually makes sense
  27. soulsoutofstock reblogged this from officertoast
  28. valerie-mouse reblogged this from n0rthernd0wnp0ur and added:
    I lost my virginity to, and had a one night stand with batman in toys r us
  29. theapocalypsewarriors reblogged this from geekyecstasy and added:
    I made a porn with Draco Malfoy in Taco Bell…
  30. geekyecstasy reblogged this from mochid-a and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Ringo starr and he let me ride his disco stick O.o
  31. fleabalzarysnastyass reblogged this from everyone-is-a-lil-gay and added:
    I HAD A ONE NiGHT STAND WITH JACK SPARROW WHEN I WAS 12
  32. the-fault-in-our-fallen-angels reblogged this from trendingawesome and added:
    I poled danced in front of Batman on an airplane
  33. welcometothebloodorangeparade reblogged this from worldsgreatestfrycook and added:
    I bought crack from Dobby the house elf in a burger king parking lot… okay
  34. daily-dose-of-sarcasm reblogged this from fajhitas
  35. ohwhatapickle reblogged this from fajhitas
  36. take-me-to-the-unknown reblogged this from demon-sweets and added:
    I bought crack and had a pillow fight with Barney the Dinosaur in Taco Bell.
  37. kroowley reblogged this from officertoast and added:
    I had a one night stand with Barack Obama in a ski mask.
  38. everyone-is-a-lil-gay reblogged this from fajhitas