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Apparently I lost my virginity to Barney the Dinosaur in the toy aisle at Walmart!

How about you?





  3 years ago    5,476 notes    tumblr  tumblr game  funny  game  fun  shane dawson  draco malfoy  barack obama  will ferrell  steve carell  batman  ringo starr  mark wahlberg  dobby  johnny bravo  jack sparrow  

  1. crazydreamergirl10 reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    I had a sleepover with Johnny Bravo and he smelled like play-dough. Omg.
  2. desiresunknown reblogged this from stopdroprage and added:
    I went trick-or-treating with Shane Dawson in Taco Bell. What?
  3. raylaufeyson reblogged this from radioactiveferret and added:
    I made a porno with Barack Obama because snooki made me. Well. glad I went with the navy blue my shirt is and not black...
  4. radioactiveferret reblogged this from naughtyirishgirl and added:
    I had a baby with Johnny Bravo, and he let me ride on his disco stick. O_o
  5. stopdroprage reblogged this from naughtyirishgirl and added:
    I made a porno with Barney the Dinosaur on the Hogwarts Express. All kinds of magical things happening here ;)
  6. naughtyirishgirl reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    I had kinky sex with Shane Dawson and he smelled like play-dough. :)
  7. anabaybeexx reblogged this from juicy-postal-worker
  8. anneofpembroke reblogged this from caitiefarmer and added:
    Hahahaha, you WOULD be jealous of kinky sex with Steve Carell, Caitlin. What would Thom think?!
  9. caitiefarmer reblogged this from anneofpembroke and added:
    I’m a bit jealous, Meg :( I only had a baby with Dobby and he smelled like play dough :(
  10. libertad-de-expresionn reblogged this from syb3th
  11. codename-alouette reblogged this from boyfriendhook and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Dobby the House Elf in the backseat of a Mercedes Benz.
  12. chekov-chekon reblogged this from prycedlanetohigh and added:
    I got in a hot tub with Steve Carell on my birthday.
  13. prycedlanetohigh reblogged this from thefleetstreetvicomte and added:
    I bought crack from Barney the Dinosaur in a Burger King parking lot.
  14. thefleetstreetvicomte reblogged this from boyfriendhook and added:
    I made a porno with Will Ferrell in the backseat of a Mercedes Benz. NO!
  15. pankomanko reblogged this from alasweneverdo and added:
    I had a one night stand with Batman and he let me ride on his disco stick. Sounds nice.
  16. hooksdarling reblogged this from anneofpembroke and added:
    I got married to Dobby the house elf and it was really embarrassing. ….Yeah that would be a pretty embarrassing life...
  17. okapirose reblogged this from probingtable and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Draco Malfoy and he smelled like play-dough.
  18. hotcroissant reblogged this from indigobush and added:
    I made a porno with Jack Sparrow and I cried the whole time. Holy crap.
  19. probingtable reblogged this from anneofpembroke and added:
    I had a baby with Batman on the Hogwarts Express.
  20. alasweneverdo reblogged this from anneofpembroke and added:
    I made a porno with Will Ferrell and it was arguably the best night of my life.
  21. boyfriendhook reblogged this from anneofpembroke and added:
    I lost my virginity to Barack Obama in Taco Bell. OH MY GOD NO
  22. the-butterz reblogged this from anneofpembroke and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Jack Sparrow and it was really embarrassing.
  23. indigobush reblogged this from indigobush and added:
    This is the first post I ever reblogged on here… Omg. Anyway, I had a one night stand with Draco Malfoy and he smelled...
  24. riot-ghoul reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    pole danced for Marky Mark...a Burger King parking lot
  25. rainbowbox reblogged this from slytherinstyle and added:
    I pole dance in front of Steve Carell on the Hogwarts Express. I bet there isn’t a rule against that Is there
  26. super-muffin reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:
    had a one night stand with Mark Wahlberg
  27. violet-journal reblogged this from katharinemc
  28. rynresa reblogged this from kimshinegyu and added:
    i pole danced in front of Johnny Bravo in Taco Bell. cause i’m a slut like that.
  29. zemlablogs reblogged this from hiighh--h0pes and added:
    I had a pillow fight with Shane Dawson and I felt dirty afterwards.
  30. mustbgood2you reblogged this from theemptypot and added:
    i lost my virginity to will ferrell in taco bell o m g